Monday, April 6, 2009

Jonas Sneak Peek

Anna-Um. I feel like I'll laugh more at this show than something that is actually funny simply because of how awful it is. Boys, I love you dearly, but please stick to singing. The website, on the other hand, is crazy fun! Fun Fact. I am most like Nick Lucas haha! Leave comments with who you got!
Alex- I think Kevin is such a bad actor. Probably the worst. But he's like, an adorable bad actor. Nick, on the other hand, is a bad actor who THINKS he's good. Haha, he takes it so seriously! Joe is just a hilarious bad actor. Love him <3

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Kid's Choice Awards 2009.

High points? Low points? Share.

Becca - I haven't watched the Jonas performance yet. I heard my hormones may sky rocket. So I'll wait on that. Miley was fucking adorable. I started crying when she cried. I love her. Uhhhh. Their reaction to the award was cute. Their speech was nice until Kevin opened his damn mouth. Nick had the cockiest smirk on his face when he had to pause because of the screaming.
Kelly M- My poor mother is permently damaged after witnessing me and my friend watch it. We were say the least. Well, we were actually calm. Until that gorgeous illegal sex god Nick Jonas ripped off his jacket. Fuck me kthanks. The boys did awesome. I love them. SOS will never fail to make me happy. They were so cute when they won. Miley made me cry, I love her so much. Kevin sang alone at the end. I flew at the television because of my hormones. It was great. Basically. OH. And. Joe Jonas is a gift from god.
Chelsie- hey cool, i was watching them perform. the cable went out. so i had to watch it today for the first time, which is okay. i did get to see nick rip his shirt off! that was fun. uhm the highlight. was when they got slimed. cause uh, joe had a white shirt on that was perfecty seethroughable. new word? mhm. milez made me cry, because i cry when she cries. cause it's miley ( & giggle) OH and joe jonas GETINME. kthanks. oh and when will ferrel went down. that was entertaining. and when the kids knocked over the barricade. mauaha.
Mandy- Okay. I haven't been able to sit down and actually watch them, though I did catch some things. Um. I love Duwayne Johnson. And Will Ferrell. I thought Miley crying when she won was adorbs. I love Taylor Lautner. I loved the Jonas performance. When Nick took his jacket off, dear god. hahahaa. 

Joe's new hair

Becca - Cute. He looks younger. That's basically all I have to say.
Chelsie - hey cool, it leaves me speechless. all i have to say is. may i have yo babehs?
Kelly M- Joseph. Is. A. Win. So so so so hot. Lets have sex. Kthanks.
Gaby- uhm. Love it. reminds me of bobw hair which makes me happy. freaking swoon.
Anna- Um. I've missed his bangs for way too long. SO happy he finally decided to bring them back. I LOVE the natural look. Someone needs to break Joe's straightener. I feel like he needs to be out and about with his hair like this wearing glasses. ASAP!
Mandy- Love love love love love love his hair. 

Monday, March 16, 2009


Kelly M here.

Listen up.
There is this super cool new store that currently has some extremely awesome buttons for sale.
There will be new products added, but as of right now we only have buttons.
Check it out, you know you want to.
No one should attend a concert this summer without sporting one of our 'You've been crushed.' buttons or 'Bulldozer, brace for impact.'

Get it.
Love it.


Sunday, March 15, 2009

Selena's Dogumentary

Anna-This video made me cry. I love animals. It makes me happy that Selena and Jake and all the other people who donated did something to help. Poor cute wittle doggies :(

Becca - I seriously just got around to watching this. And I stopped myself from crying until the last part about the little puppy and them naming it Selena. This made me gain a lot of respect for her, and this was really sad to watch. I had no idea that those beaches existed.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Summa '09 Tour!!!!

May 19 - Lima Peru
May 20 - Santigo, Chile
May 21 - Buenos Aires, Argentina
May 23 - Sao Paula, Brazil
May 24 - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
June 20 - Cowboys New Stadium - Dallas, Texas
June 22 - BOK Center - Tulsa, Oklahoma
June 24 - Pepsi Center - Denver, Colorado
June 26 - Idaho Center - Nampa, Idaho
June 27 - Rose Garden Arena - Portland, Oregon
June 28 - Tacoma Dome - Tacoma, Washington
June 30 - General Motors Place - Vancouver
July 2 - Rexall Place - Edmonton
July 4 - Stadium of Fire - Provo, Utah
July 5 - MTS Center - Winnipeg
July 7 - Qwest Service - Omaha, Nebraska
July 8 - Target Center - Minneapolis, Minnesota
July 9 - Bradley Center - Milwaukee, Wisconsin
July 10 - Allstate Center - Rosemon, Illinois
July 13 - Verizon Center - Washington, DC
July 14 - Verizon Center - East Rutherford, New Jersey
July 17 - Banknorth Garden - Boston, Massachusetts
July 20 - Nassau Coliseum - Uniondale, New York
July 24 - Wachovia Center - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
July 25 - Mellon Arena - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
July 26 - Palace of Auburn Hills - Detroit, Michigan
July 28 - Scottrade Center - St. Louis, Missouri
Aug 1 - Mandalay Bay - Las Vegas, Nevada
Aug 3 - HP Pavilion - San Jose, California
Aug 4 - ARCO Arena - Sacramento, California
Aug 5 - SaveMart Center - Fresno, California
Aug 7 - Staples Center - Los Angeles, California
Aug 11 - Center - Pheonix, Arizona
Aug 13 - AT&T Center - San Antonio, Texas
Aug 14 - Toyota Center - Houston, Texas
Aug 15 - New Orleans Arena - New Orleans, Louisiana
Aug 16 - BJCC - Birmingham, Alabama
Aug 18 - St. Pete Times Forum - Tampa, Florida
Aug 19 - Bank Atlantic Center - Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
Aug 21 - Jacksonville Veterans Memorial - Jacksonville, Florida
Aug 22 - Phillips Arena - Atlanta, Georgia
Aug 23 - Rupp Arena - Lexington, Kentucky
Aug 25 - Sommet Center - Nashville, Tennessee
Aug 26 - Nationwide Arena - Columbus, Ohio
Aug 27 - Quicken Loans Arena - Cleveland, Ohio
Aug 29 - Bell Center - Montreal
Aug 30 - Rogers Center - Toronto
Aug 31 - Scotiabank Place - Ottowa

Team Jonas members can buy tickets starting March 16.
General Public beginning March 20 at

Mandy - I'm personally happy with the dates and you'll be able to find me at the Birmingham, AL; Jacksonville, FL; and Atlanta, GA shows. :D
Anna-I'm kinda sad that they aren't coming as close to me as usual, but if I'm going to drive for anybody, it's them. I'll probably go to the Atlanta show. I'm not sure about any others. I'll have to talk to my mommy :). p.s. the 'Everyone's allergic to poison ivyyy' part of the world tour video. yeah it's in my head and I keep listening to it. I might actually end up liking this song...
EDIT: They added a Charlotte, NC date. So that's the show I'm going to. :)
Chelsie- So, I hate Indiana, nobody likes it either. According to Jonas, obviously. So now because of them I have to go to places like 4 hours away. Why am I a fan? I'm a good fan, that's right. FOUR HOURS. Assholes. So I'm looking at going to Detroit, Rosemont, POSSIBLY Lexington. But Lexington will take some bribery/tears. Go me.
teresa: fuck them for like. not coming to jersey at all (well, once). and personally, livenation and ticketmaster can kiss my ass. and um i will be at
izod center nj, nassau ny, and maybe boston. and maybe a pa date. and possibly cleveland! i might need to sell myself first though.......
Becca: I fully intend on Detroit. And Columbus. That's pretty much it.
Kelly: Shows I plan on attending. Good god. The following: Dallas. Minneapolis. Boston. Detroit. Birmingham. Lexington. Nashville. Columbus. Cleveland. Then maybe a Flordia show. Milwaukee. And a Canda show.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Our plans for Nick Jonas day.

On March 11, 2007, Nick Jonas officially announced at the Carnival For A Cure that he has diabetes (see video below). Obviously, we have to take part in Nick Jonas Day celebrations. How will we be celebrating it?

Becca: I fully intend on breaking out one of my Pacific Blue bedazzled omnipods (Nick's favorite color, duh!) and making a cake in the shape of an omnipod. While my cake is baking, I will frantically refresh my myspace until about 11PM when the boys decide to finally grace us with tour dates. Oh, and I'll celebrate Chelsie's birthday. That's my simple win.
Teresa: i might put on my omnipod. and test my blood sugar. and i'll eat sugar free foods. OH NICK J IS TOUR DATE DAY OMG YAY! YAYAYAY. oh and its chelsie's birthday .......... psh

nichole: i didn't even know there was a nick jonas day. god i'm such a bad fan. i plan on baking cookies and pancakes. and laughing over the fact he has to eat them in moderation.

jess- i think this is my color... anywho. i will be sporting my ALBL shirt at school. with my 75$ dog tag. along with my omnipod attached on my fourhead. forhead? forehead? i will also have NICK J IS OFF THE CHAIN written all over my body.

Anna-I will def be sporting my dog tag...that was from dog tags 4 diabetes and not the expensive one from the merch site...sorry. And refreshing everything a million times waiting for tour dates.

Mandy- i'm celebrating by hanging out with my friend. we might bake cookies. i'm a bad fan and didn't know tomorrow was deemed nick jonas day.
Savannah- Actually, I was planning to go see the 3-D movie again. But, for the sake of saving money to see them in concert and renew my team teenie account, I may not go. But I might. Hmph. Maybe I'll go sugarfree tomorrow.
Chelsie-I refuse to be a good fan and celebrate. I think I'm just going to base my day on sugar because that's how much I despise March 11 now. Thanks Nick Jonas for stealing my thunder on my birthday. He's definitely out to get me.
Kelly- Skip classes. Watch 3D movie. Eat lots of food. Think of ways to seduce Nick J and not go to jail.

John (the Maine) apologizes to Jonas

From Myspace: right after i said 'f*** them' i said 'i'm just kidding, i've never met them.' they are successful.

and i don't know them. they play to arenas. we play in small clubs. but i wouldn't change a thing in the world. it was a joke. i've got nothing but love in this skinny frame. hope all is well.

(The video has been deleted or we would post it here)

Anna-Don't apologize! You know he wouldn't have if teenies didn't attack. I mean, I thought it was pretty obvious he wasn't serious....and if he was so what? Not everyone has to love them.

Jess- what a fucking pussy. i bet a certain jonas went and cried to his managment saying people were being mean.
Becca: You know what. The Jonas boys need a good kick in the ass every once in a while. John should not have apologized. Maybe their fans got pissed because they like Jonas too. Possible.

nichole: I'm pissed at him. why why whyy would he apologize. he did nothing wrong.

Mandy- what the hell did he do wrong?! it's a free country. everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
Savannah- I don't think he did anything wrong. But I think it was right to apologize, because it's not like he does know them, maybe it was just jealousy because of the fact that the Jonas' have more fame. I mean, I love the Maine. But, when someone's wrong, he should admit it.
Kelly- djfkajsdfkldsaj why apologize. best thing i've heard...ever. i love john oh. i love the jonas brothers. but that was fucking hysterical. don't be a pussy.

Can there be a law against David Henrie ever wearing a shirt?

Anna: Um. Please just go around like this every day. kthanks.
Teresa: the things i would do to him.... oh god. might be illegal. now we have to work on taking the pants off too... maybe if he gets enough followers on twitter! lets work on it.
Becca: The boy is sex on legs, let's just be honest here. I can't believe Selena sat that close to him and didn't jump him.

Mandy- giggle. i agree with becca.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Kids Choice Awards Predictions


Reality Show:
American Idol
America's Next Top Model
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader
Deal or No Deal

TV Actor:
Cole Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Jason Lee
Nat Wolf

Phineas and Ferb
Spongebob Squarepants
The FairlyOddparents
The Simpsons

Female Athlete:
Candace Parker
Danica Patrick
Serena Williams
Venus Williams

Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book
Harry Potter Series
Twilight Series

Bedtime Stories
High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Iron Man
The Dark Knight

Movie Actor:
Adam Sandler
George Lopez
Jim Carrey
Will Smith

Movie Actress:
Anne Hathaway
Jennifer Aniston
Reese Witherspoon
Vanessa Hudgens

Animated Movie:
Kung Fu Panda
Madagascar 2

Voice from an Animated Movie:

Ben Stiller
Jack Black
Jim Carrey
Miley Cyrus

Male Singer:
Chris Brown
Jesse McCartney
Kid Rock

Female Singer:
Alicia Keys
Miley Cyrus

Don't Stop The Music - Rihanna
I Kissed a Girl - Katy Perry
Kiss Kiss - Chris Brown/T Pain
Single Ladies - Beyonce

TV Show:
Hannah Montana
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Zoey 101

Music Group:
Linkin Park
Pussycat Dolls
Jonas Brothers

TV Actress:
America Ferrera
Miley Cyrus
Miranda Cosgrove
Selena Gomez

Male Athlete:
Lebron James
Michael Phelps
Peyton Manning
Tiger Woods

Video Game:
Guitar Hero World Tour
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Super Sluggers
Rock Band 2

Our Predictions

Reality Show-American Idol for sure. I'm addicted to that show. (Adam and Allison ftw)
TV Actor-Dylan or Cole. i dunno.
Cartoon-The Simpsons! The others get on my nerves.
Female Athlete-umm. i don't really watch sports so. i dont care really.
Book-TWILIGHT! duh
Movie-HSM 3.
Movie Actor-Um. I adore them all!! but I'm going with Will Smith.
Movie Actress-Once again. I adore them all!! But Reese Witherspoon is my favorite actress ever. Anne Hathaway is a close second.
Animated Movie - Wall-e
Animated Voice-Miley i guess? i dont really care who wins this one
Male Singer - Jesse McCartney!
Female Singer - Miley (I feel like TSwift should be nominated for this one)
Song-I kissed a girl. Not only because I adore Katy Perry, but I would just be amused if that song won a KCA
TV Show- I would love iCarly to win. but i'm sure it will be hannah.
Music Group- um. Jonas...obviously.
TV Actress- Like I said in another post, Selena deserves this one.
Male Athlete-Phelps!!!!!
Video Game- Rock band

reality show: antm. i love tyra. she's fierce.
actor: jason lee. or. one of the twins. that would be fun to watch them get into a fight. rememebr when mk & a were nominated. weird.
cartoon: simpsonsss.
female athlete: danicaaaaa.
book: twilight. seriously. is this even a question. omgz. is robert going to be there!? SWOON.
movie: hsm3. because that's the only one i saw. i fail.
movie actor. george lopez. he's effing hysterical.
movie actress: anne hathaway. she's amazing.
animated movie: WALL-E. i cried. no lie.
voice from an animated movie: milez. just because. i adore her.
male singer: jmac. no competition.
female singer. milez. again.
song: personally i don't really love any of those. so it doesn't matter to me. atall.
tv show: hannahhhh. why is zoey 101 nominated. that ended last year.
music group: .......jonas.
tv actress. america. but. ugly betty isn't a 'kids' show. so milerz.
male athlete: PEYTON MANNING. we're in love.
video game. rock band. because i rock. i rock on.

Becca: To be frank, I don't give a hoot who wins, as long as it isn't Chris Brown. I would not be ok with that at all. Also, Jonas FTW. And Miley. Duh. Niley reunion would be great. Perhaps Miley will be saying her thank yous, Nick will storm onto the stage after Miley says "I'd love to say thank you to my Prince Charming," kiss the hell out of her, and the crowd will erupt in tears of happiness.

kelly o:
reality show: american idol!
actor: one of the twins -- just so there can be a rumble on stage. with slime, obvz.
cartoon: simpsons.
female athlete: danica. fun fact i can't stand the williams sisters.
book: well it'll obviously be twilight. i never finished the first book. i'm still a harry potter girrrl.
movie: hsm3. the best of the hsm's. it rocked, it rocked on. we need kenny for cr2.
movie actor. will smith<3>
movie actress: anne hathaway. she's the most amazing person ever.
animated movie: WALL-E!!
voice from an animated movie: miley. cause. she's miley.
male singer: jesse. he's mah boy.
female singer. milez.
song: all those songs got pretty old for me, but i'll go with i kissed a girl. i'd love for it to win a kca. giggles.
tv show: hannahhhh!
music group: OMPUSSY! just kidding. jonasjonasjonas.
tv actress. i betcha it'll be mileyyy. i love america though.
male athlete: peyton! he. is. the. best. hands down.
video game: rock band. i rock that game.

Chelsie-So, I went through all of those questions. and my answers disappeared. i'm blaming kelly o, or you know. It might have been David Henrie, he manages to do things like that. Anyways, basically Miley will win all. Because, she's effing Miley Cyrus. I want Jonas to win, sigh. I try to be a good fan. Really. But it'd be hilarious if PSD one, because the boys would probably get turned on or something. WAIT NO. they're pure. As agreed with Becca, I will punch a soft thing if Chris Brown wins anything, sorry i'm against it. And uhm, yes I also want a Niley Reunion. Yes the 'r' is capitalized, that's an important day. Well, when that happens it'll be important. So basically, i think this is it. okay peace!

Savannah- I don't want to go through and type all these. Male actor, bad choices. Dylan. Win. Uhm. Twilight will probably win an undeserved award over Harry Potter. Even though it shouldn't. Music Group? Jonas. All the way. And. JMAC better win. Along with the song "Single Ladies". That's about all i got. :]

Mandy- (this thing keeps double spacing on me, so to save room, i'm putting them all together. sorry if it's hard to read.) Reality show: antm; tv actor: either of the sprouse twins :D; cartoon: phineas and ferb or spongebob; female athlete: danica; book: twilight series; movie: hsm3 or the dark knight; movie actor: will smith; movie actress: anne hathaway; animated movie voice: miley; male singer: jmac (i will be super pissed of chris brown wins. i don't believe he should still be nominated for this); female singer: miley; song: i kissed a girl; tv show: hannah montana; music group: jonas; tv actress: selena gomez; male athlete: michael phelps; video game: guitar hero world tour

Jess- i can honestly say i don't care about anyone who is nominated. jonas will win. chris brown deserves to win. ya. awful what he did. but you know what. rihanna got over it, clearly seeing how shes recording a fucking CD with him. the guy is talented.

Kelly- reality show: antm. no duh. tv actor: either sprouse. cartoon: fairly oddparents 4lyfe. female athlete: danica. because nichole honer said so. book:....seriously. not even a choice. twilight. movie: dark knight. movie these guys. but they are the only choices?! um. what? movie actress: hathaway. duh. animated movie: wall-e. voice from animated movie: miley. duh. male singer: anyone but chris brown. female singer: milerz. song: i kissed a girl. tv show: hannah montana. music group: JON@$ BUDD3R$!!1!!1!11!! tv actress: milerz. male athelete: michael the pot head phelps. video game: all of the above.

What the Buck: Miles to Go

Miley's excited about fans her age

Stephanie: I love Miley's tired, hot mess look. Her scraggily hair works for her. Is she on a regular plane? Or a jet? I think the woman behind her MAY be wearing a Southwest wings pin. Anyways, I wish I could've seen her on this tour. I want to meet her. I have yet to buy the book. Hell, she should be happy to know that she has a 19 year old fan. I am just too cool. More 19 + year olds should like Miley. What's not to like? (HA HA that's the name of a song on the HM movie soundtrack!!) Rock on, girl.

Anna-Since when are fans not her age? I knew she had little fans too, but I thought older fans came out to stuff like that before...guess not haha. I love that she keeps talking about the KCA's hinting to vote for her without saying to vote. I love Miley, but I'm rooting for Selena for tv actress....even though we all know Miley will win. Selena is the better actress...i think.
Becca: I actually just love Miley in general. She looks gorgeous when she doesn't even try (uh, I clearly just found the inspiration to Lovebug).
Chelsie-Miley is my hero, seriously. I do admire her. I don't care how dumb that is to people, get over it. And whoa Anna, you love Miley?! That's exciting. And I also love that she looks all wonderful and is like, not even attempting it. Lucky bitch, (that i want to be) I'm a creep. Whatever.

Illegal Cowboy

Nicholas is an illegal cowboy.
At least for me, and several other girls.

That boy...good god. He makes anything look gorgeous.

Kevins outfit tonight at the rodeo was a win...till you get to his shoes.

Joe's was a win. That boy is hot.

And Nicholas. Good grief. That boy is going to kill me. All black..and a cowboy hat?? heart just stopped.

Please be 18 right now, kthanks.

I jacked these pics from Oceanup. They are sex

Anna-I am quite the chipper panda that Nicholas is 16 :) I love the hat!
Mandy- nicholas is going to be the reason i get sent to jail. no lie.
Savannah- I totally love Nick in the cowboy hat. Seriously. It makes me swoon to no end. My heart's desire is a man in a cowboy hat.
nichole: the black. omgz. faint. stop. grow up. kaythanks.

teresa: take off the hat nick, and we may have a deal. maybe. and he's
3 months, 27 days, or 17 weeks younger than me. i have no problem with that. and joe is always a win. pleaase eff me joe. thanks. kbye

Chelsie- Obviously, Nick was chilling with Milez. And stole Billy Rae's hat, because obviously he still loves miley. But he looks like a dumbass. really, nick serriously.

Fun fact. Everyone's Allergic to Poison Ivy.

According to the Jonas Brothers at least.

Anna-Here's to hoping this is a youtube joke or something and not a real song...I love you boys but...what?! Maybe it will make more sense when we hear the entire thing.
Mandy- Oh dear. They're tripping with this "song". Who knows. Maybe it's their next hit.
Kelly- I will stop being a fan. I'm not even kidding. I get mocked as it is. What am I supposed to say to this?...I love it? No boys. Stop it. You aren't funny. btw this is totes my new text tone thanks to Kelly O. giggle.

Kelly O - New favorite song. New text tone. THIS IS A WIN.
Savannah- Actually, Jonas. I'm not allergic to poison ivy. Once, my sister and I were together, and we walked through it, not knowing it was poison ivy. She got it, I didn't. I'm not allergic. Ownedd. Wow Mom.

nichole: i'm really really hoping this is a joke. some cruel sick joke.
Becca: I, like Savannah, am not allergic to poison ivy. I made this very clear to them in a strongly-worded MySpace comment. I hope Nick cried. Actually, I'm excited to see where they take this song. Who the fuck can write a song about poison ivy? Nick can.

Teresa: I might be allergic to poison ivy. no joke.

Zanessa Wedding

(oceanup)Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are getting married! They will tie the knot in a intimate wedding ceremony planned for September, according Britain's People.

Zanessa are looking into tropical places, including Hawaii, to host their Fall wedding. A source close to the couple revealed: 'Zac is over the moon Vanessa said 'yes.' according to a source close to the couple. They are both young but they know it's the real thing.

The proposal was something Zac had been thinking about for a while. They are both really excited about the wedding, it will be a star-studded day. They fell in love with Hawaii while there for a friend's wedding. And Vanessa wants to get married on a beach so it's perfect.'

Anna-I'm stoked if this is happening! I adore Zac and Vanessa as a couple.
Mandy- I love love love love Vanessa and Zac together. They're so cute!
Kelly- This will be the saddest day in Perez's life. Whatever, I don't really have a thought on this. I dont like Vanessa. She's sqeezy.
Savannah- Uh, really? I totally hope this is true. I love Zac, and I love her with him. Seriously. This is so cute, if it is true.
nichole: ummms. i bet it's a coverup. because he's gay. basically.
Becca: Zac's hot, 'Nessa's hot. They'd have hot children that will make millions (and most likely a really terrible HSM remake).

Sunday, March 8, 2009

David Henrie: Too addicted to twitter?

He's raping our twitter with his tweets, our mobile tweets and everything are clogged by this boy.

Teresa: he needs to stop, my phone is feeling violated. oh he just tweeted again! damn him EDIT: he has now dragged many celebrity friends into twitter. dear god make it stop please. pretty please.

Becca: Agreed. But he's hot. So forgiven. However, I am not OK that he now has Selena Tweeting.